The Heart Attack Grill menu consists of four burger varieties based on number of half-pound patties: the “Single Bypass Burger,” the “Double Bypass Burger,” the “Triple Bypass Burger,” and the “Quadruple Bypass Burger.” Each of the burgers can be augmented with “unadulterated” (not drained of the grease from cooking fat) bacon slices in quantities of five slices per patty, or 5 slices of bacon on the Single Bypass, ten slices on the Double Bypass, 15 slices on the Triple Bypass, and 20 slices of bacon on the Quadruple Bypass Burger. All burgers are served, per patty, with a slice of American cheese, red onion, sliced tomato, and Heart Attack Grill’s own unique special sauce.
The only available side item is “Flatliner Fries,” fresh French-cut potatoes deep fried in pure lard. Heart Attack Grill also offers “Butter-fat Shakes” in vanilla, chocolate and strawberry flavors. This high calorie shake is so named because it is made from butter fat cream. Various packaged candies are also available as dessert items, most notably the controversial candy cigarette.
For refreshment, high sugar content sodas are available as well as bottled water and several brands of malt liquor and beers served in the can. There is also a full bar which, in keeping with the theme, serves FAT bastard wines and liquor shots served in four ounce novelty syringes.
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If you eat here, I have no respect for you.
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